he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Im part way to drunk.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize
