is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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