Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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