garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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