I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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