how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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