i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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