she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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