i don't want you to think of me as your TA
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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