After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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