My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
