Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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