ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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