I'd wear matching sweaters with you
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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