Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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