i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
