8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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