i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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