if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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