We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
this will be a night to untag.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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