I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Randomize
