i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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