I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I'm always down for nudity.
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