No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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