I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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