I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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