Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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