I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
It's Friday. Sex?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
