He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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