So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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