he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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