I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
COCAINE IS GR8
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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