**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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