Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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