I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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