Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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