Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I want a musical about memes.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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