glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
