My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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