i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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