it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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