I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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