You just made me feel so damn special
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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