this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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