he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Randomize
