I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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