How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Randomize
