They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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