I think I died a long time ago.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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