Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Randomize
