All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I just found a bag of teeth...
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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