I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
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ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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