Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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